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Author Topic: Impotence.....  (Read 6681 times)
Stephen
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« on: December 03, 2002, 05:00:00 AM »

Impotence....................natures way of saying "no hard feelings"
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Ray
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2002, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Impotence....., posted by Stephen on Dec 3, 2002

The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence

15. 180 degrees shy of heaven
14. Performing with Flacido Domingo
13. A few parts shy of an erector set
12. Sch-wing and a miss
11. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense
10. The Null Monte
9. Disappointing Miss Daisy
8. Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
7. Ascension Deficit Disorder
6. Bouncing the Check of Love
5. Less-than-Magic Johnson
4. All Doled up with nowhere to go
3. Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
2. Serving boneless pork
1. Unleavened Man-Bread

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Dave H
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2002, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Impotence....., posted by Stephen on Dec 3, 2002

N/T
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Humabdos
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2002, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Impotence....., posted by Stephen on Dec 3, 2002

n/t
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