Don't be like a friend of mine who, after spending some time in the seedier side of Bangkok, came home with an unusual disease. Three doctors all told him he had to have surgery and have his sex organ amputated. Drowning his sorrows in a bottle of Johnnie Walker that night, I suggested that since he brought the disease home from Thailand, he should maybe visit a Thai doctor who perhaps had more experience treatig such a disease.
Well, the next day he did just that, visited a Thai doctor and after the examination, asked, "Well, Doc, do you have to cut it off?"
The doctor answered, "Cut it off, what are you talking about? All these American doctors think about is cut, cut, cut. They must make lots of money doing surgery. No operation is necessary here."
"Oh, thank God! That's a relief," my friend said in obvious glee.
The Thai doctor went on, "Go home, relax, and in three or four days, your pecker will fall off, all by itself."
