Guess my age
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5,000.00 and felt pretty good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asked the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," the clerk replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said happily.
A little while later she went into McDonalds and upon getting her order, asked the counter girl the same question. She replied, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replied, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally said, "What the hell -- go ahead."
The old man slipped both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and began to feel around. After a couple of minutes she said, "Okay,
Okay, how old am I?"
He removed his hands and said, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman asked: "That is amazing. How did you know?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
