driving lesson

[Febtember]

Hubby and I decided to go to Montgomery county fair and watch the car demolition derby. It was fun to watch the car smashing into each other. Hubby is now so worried that I learn my driving lesson from it not from him. It was much fun watching a car all so beat up,smoke coming from the hood,and tires flat, but the car still going.A few did catch on fire,but the fireman was there to put the fire out.There was around 12 car in each contest.The last  three cars still able to move were the winner and advance to the final round.It was funny to see the car trunk smashed down to the ground,or the bumpers broke off and lay on the ground.I immagine some of the contestant are very sore today from some of the hard hits from  the other cars.I have now idea how to drive american style.Watch for me on the road now.

[Dave H]

... in response to driving lesson, posted by Febtember on Jun 23, 2002

Hi Feb,

It sounds like they all took driving lessons from "Mi Tio Driving School" in Miami. ))

If you want insight into how demolition derbies are won, buy my book "Dastardly Dave's Dirty, Demented Demolition Derby Driving Demonstrations." The best tip in the book is to buy a Pinto and only drive it in reverse. =8oO Believe you me, they will show you plenty of respect and clear a path for you...all the way to the winner's circle! ))) Also check out my new book, "The Secret of Winning NASCAR Racing" (No Right Turns!). Remember, Dale Ernhardt "The Intimidator" turned "Right," when he should have turned "Left!" Both of these books can be purchased wherever Skoal and other fine chewing tabacco products are sold. They also can be found at all Johnny Reb Motor Lodges, next to Gideon's Bible.

"Dastardly" Dave H. )))

[stefang]

... in response to My Driving Books...  :oD, posted by Dave H on Jun 24, 2002

Feb don't buy this book it is a scam. He stole all his secrets out of a cracker jack box. Did you know Feb that you can get your license, degree, etc. out of a cracker jack box? That is where I received my drivers license. Plus a tattoo and my future wifes wedding ring, yea baby!!!!
Dave this reminds me of a friend of mine who is an EMT. He arrived at a crash site and when they were walking up to the car, a fireman told him that the head was in the back seat. He said he was starting to freak out thinking that the driver was decapitated, but the seat was broken and the driver was laid back. Maybe he was joking I don't know if it is the EMT's job to remove a victom from the car or the fire department.

[Ray]

... in response to My Driving Books...  :oD, posted by Dave H on Jun 24, 2002

:-)

[Jeff S]

... in response to driving lesson, posted by Febtember on Jun 23, 2002

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-- Jeff S.

[Jeff S]

... in response to I think I'll avoid Illinois for a while!, posted by Jeff S on Jun 24, 2002

Of course you'll fit right in, on the Chicago expressways!

Sorry about the double post.

[Jeff S]

... in response to driving lesson, posted by Febtember on Jun 23, 2002

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-- Jeff S.

[stefang]

... in response to driving lesson, posted by Febtember on Jun 23, 2002

Feb you see watching demolition derby has taught you well. Plus you had practice with the lawnmower and apple tree!! Just strap a bunch of old tires around the car then you can play bumper car on the freeway he he he!!