... in response to Re: ROTFLMAOCUML! (Kevin), posted by NoNamePinay on May 5, 2002Pip-pip-pip-pip-poppa-dee!!!
Some guys are just "pala utot". I have an extremely funny story from the Philippines if it hasn't been deleted. Plug "utot" into the search engine.
I must say this though. Some of my better memories with my ex-wife involved farting WHEN she was in a good mood. We used to have the "battle of the butts". She'd walk backwards into me and try to fart on me. I'd counter-charge and sometimes I'd beat her to it.
Well my ex-girlfriend (also a pinay) used to tell me that I should take Gas-X. Just as much as I am predisposed to fart, she was always predisposed to burp. I mean she'd just spontaneously burp at random intervals. But one of the compromises was that it was OK for me to fart alot since she burps alot. However, she could not understand when it came to farting why I'd always laugh.
No matter who I might get involved with, sooner or later it will be revealed that I'm "pala utot". Probably with a slip-up that I'll try to pretend did not happen.
Rippity-pippity-poppa-da!!
- Kevin