... in response to LMAO...Advice from Pravda to women, posted by Cal on Mar 3, 2004From that article:
Greedy man.
Greediness means the desire to grab something valuable, enjoy it and not to share with anybody. We say "He is watching you with greedy eyes" meaning "He wants to have sex with you". Greediness based on the desire to enjoy everything of best quality. A greedy man buys some delicatessen and eats it alone, wears fashionable Italian shoes, but he will never buy a beer to his friend and dislikes giving tips to a waiter.
You can enjoy a happy life with a greedy husband if he loves you as much as himself. There lived a man who used to treat his guests with tea (no sugar) and bread (no butter). As soon as guests left, he and his wife used to open the fridge and got salami sausage, marinated game and quail eggs, and ate all this food with good appetite. His wife had plenty of smart clothes, and when the weather was bad she left her vehicle in the garage and took a taxi to insure herself from accidents. She had a good life because her husband spent much money on her, like on himself, and all other people got nothing. If you are not concerned about the reputation of your family with other people, you well get along well with a greedy husband of this kind.
How to recognize a greedy husband loving you. You two are watching TV and eating expensive chocolates. Doorbell rings, your darling gets up, hides the chocolates in the cupboard and goes to open the door.
