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Author Topic: straight from Lugansk...for the 6th time  (Read 3654 times)
DR
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« on: January 12, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »

Hey all!

Snovom Rokum!  Wife and I just returned from our holiday trip to visit with family and friends in Lugansk.  I can't believe it was my 6th trip to Ukraine!  How life in Lugansk has changed in these last four years, heck the last 2 years, is nothing short of dramatic.  Along with a grocery store that is open 24 hours a day (Yay!), Lugansk is about to give birth to its first McDonalds (Yuck!).  

Sure, Lugansk is a long train ride from Kyiv but it's well worth it.  I've found the people there to be quite receptive to Americans and very tolerant of my piss-poor Russian/Ukrainian.  In fact, I met quite a few native Ukrainians on my last trip who spoke English VERY well!  If you do go to Lugansk, be sure to check out the grocery/department store 'Rossia' on Sovetskaya street and 'Gum' just across the street from it (for those interested, the hotel Lugansk sits between these two stores).  I found the staff at both establishments to be extremely courteous and helpful.  One piece of advice, don't touch the merchandise without first asking permission; you'll get less grief from the staff and security that way.  You should also visit the Babylon Bowling Club; it's fair to say that most Ukrainians have never bowled before so it's a great place to take friends and relatives if you are into providing people with fun and new experiences.

Surprisingly, I met a few Americans (men) on this trip.  The first one was on the plane from Amsterdam to Kyiv.  I read the name written on his luggage ID tag but unfortunately, I can't remember it.  He kept saying that the purpose of his trip was to visit his 'lady friend', whatever that means.  ;  I met the second American as he was shopping for his 'lady friend' in Rossia.  The last time I saw him he was walking down Sovetskaya with half of the women's lingerie department slung over his shoulder.  I met the third American as he was shopping with his 'lady friend' in Gum.  The 'lady friend' was quite attractive, he was not.  Sad  The last American I met was on the plane from Kyiv to Amsterdam; he was a doctor who was trying his best to get into the pants of this young Cirque du' Soleil gymnast.  I'm not an expert in these things but it looked like he crashed and burned.

Well, that's all I care to report now.  I'll close by saying that if you travel abroad, and I hope you do because it will change the way you approach American life, try to make the USA and Americans look good.  Even if you are in Ukraine for the proverbial 'booty-call', try to show some class when out-and-about.

Cheers,
DR

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tim360z
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to straight from Lugansk...for the 6th time, posted by DR on Jan 12, 2004

Good to know all is well with you and your wife and Lugansk. Do Americans cut a bad profile when they are there? Cheers, Tim
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Frank O
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to straight from Lugansk...for the 6th time, posted by DR on Jan 12, 2004

Good post. Man they STILL have not opened the McDonalds there?! Talk about slow. I was there November 2002 & they had already started construction!!! Babylon Bowling Club is cool to hang out. Also Boulevard a video bar is pretty cool. Don't remember the street though. I had a great time there. Didn't work out with Marina but had plenty of other ladies waiting to go out with me. Had a blast.
Funny story about planes. ON the way from Amsterdam to Kiev there was a BEAUTIFUL Ukrainian girl at the airport in Amsterdam. You know the type the one ALL the men drool at when she walks in. Well I was talking to 2 other gentlemen I met & we all looked at her. Well when we boarded the plan she wound up sitting in my row with an empty seat in between. One guy was telling I was going to have a blast because of my "look" I was not sure what he meant. He said "an eligible American bachelor & you look Exotic!" I thought that was funny. Exotic?! WTF?! Well the lady started chatting with me & ordered double whiskeys for her. After about 3 of those she started ordering for me & toasting to my " search " in Ukraine. Well at that point ALL the guys around us in the plane were giving me the evil eye. She then proceeded to unbotton her pants & roll the zipper down a bit...I was not sure what was about to happen. Apparently her pants were on too tight & it was not what I though!! :-((( But it was a lot of fun. My into to Ukraine a hot lovely lady hitting ON ME & unbuttoning & partially unzipping her pants...what a country!!!
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Philb
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to straight from Lugansk...for the 6th time, posted by DR on Jan 12, 2004

Everyone ought to read your last paragraph twice.
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