jokes

[Febtember]

HUSBAND: (Returning late from work):
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
WIFE: Have you brought the grocery ?
HUSBAND: Bad command or filename.

WIFE: But I Told You About It In Morning
HUSBAND: Erroneous Syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel.

WIFE: What about my new TV?
HUSBAND: Variable not found..

WIFE: At least, give me your Credit Card,
I want to do some shopping.
HUSBAND: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

WIFE: Do you love me or do you only love computers
or are you just being funny?
HUSBAND: Too many parameters...

WIFE: It was a great mistake that I married an
idiot like you.
HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.

WIFE: You are a useless nut.
HUSBAND: By Default

WIFE: What about your Salary?
HUSBAND: File in use... Try after some time.

WIFE: Who was in the car this morning?
HUSBAND: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL
to Reboot.

WIFE: Would You Like To Have Some Snacks
HUSBAND: Hard Disk Full.

WIFE: What is my value in the family ?
HUSBAND: Unknown Virus.

WIFE: What Is The Relation Between You & Your
Receptionist.
HUSBAND: The Only User With Write Permission.

WIFE: I Will Go To My Dads House.
HUSBAND: Program Performed Illegal Operation, It Will Close.

WIFE: I Will Leave You For Ever.
HUSBAND: Close All Programs & Log Out For Another User.

WIFE: It Is Worthless Talking To You
HUSBAND: Shut Down The Computer.

WIFE: I Am Going
HUSBAND: Its Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.

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[BrianN]

... in response to jokes, posted by Febtember on Apr 9, 2002

It was an exchange (kinda) like this, between a customer and some computer help dude on the telephone... I wish I could find this on the internet, but I don't know what to look for... in the end, the computer dude on the other end told the lady she had no business owning a computer.  He got fired of course...  It's a real classic.

I hope, that I don't turn into the man on your post though... I'm quite addicted to computer-dom, just WANT a nice lady to make things interesting, fun and loving, lifelong and all of that "GOOD STUFF" that I've missed for so long... (ya know, the two way street thing works for me!).

:-)

[joemc]

... in response to jokes, posted by Febtember on Apr 9, 2002

Hi Feb,
     Your post sounds alot like my marriage  ha ha ha
     only kidding. I can see my wife washing my
     mouth with shrimp paste. with some of my quotes.
                                         take care

[greg]

... in response to jokes, posted by Febtember on Apr 9, 2002

Kumusta ka na? Gregory says Hi-Hello!!! Please post more jokes hehehe..greg

[Febtember]

... in response to Hi FeB...Very funny Post ), posted by greg on Apr 10, 2002

Hi Greg and Little Gregory,
I'm doin fine and my baby inside as well.My hubby so much busy prefering for planting season the weather here not warm enough to start plant corn and soybeans.We got lot's of rain this week so maybe we wait till the farm soil dry before start planting.Don't be surprise if someone from philippines send you e-mail.It's my cousin she's nice and intellegent.Give my big hug to Gregory.