HEMORRHOIDS!

[Humabdos]

HEMORRHOIDS!

No I don't have them and nether does Sallie May! BUTT... The lady down at the Civil registry who handles the Birth certs and name changes does! They told Sallie she would be out for weeks and she is the only one who can send it to the NSO! She is recouping from a hemorrhoid operation :o0 Should I FedX her some preparation H or what? I guess you could kinda call it grease money! LOL OK what next? And what's going to happen if Glo gets rhoids too? Erap again?
Hemabdos

[BrianN]

... in response to HEMORRHOIDS!, posted by Humabdos on Apr 5, 2002

[Humabdos]

... in response to Enlighten Me.  Just what does HumaBdos m..., posted by BrianN on Apr 5, 2002

No i'm not a step child! In fact my Mom and Dad where married almost 50 years until my fathers death a few years ago.  Humabdos is a handle i used for Maganak which means extended family.  Humabdos

[BrianN]

... in response to Stepchild, posted by Humabdos on Apr 5, 2002

[BrianN]

... in response to HEMORRHOIDS!, posted by Humabdos on Apr 5, 2002

I can understand exactly what is going on with this one.

In the USAF hospital in Biloxi years ago, I got the worst, EMERGENCY case of them.  They thought my guts were coming out backwards.  I was only 21.

Preparation H via fedex is worthless, and will do nothing for her.  This is nothing short of hell on a razor blade up your @@@@.

Roses, will work though.

Hopefully, she'll process everything quickly because you sent them....

(hint: nobody pays any attention to hemorroid "victims", lol)

[Humabdos]

... in response to Re: HEMORRHOIDS!, posted by BrianN on Apr 5, 2002

Brian what where you doing when you got this emergency hemorrhoid;-) About the roses should she soke them in water before she applies them? of course the thorns should be removed i would think. I wounder if that doc used a bolo to remove the roids? How about farting does that hurt? Inquiring minds want to know!

Hemabdos

[BrianN]

... in response to Re: Re: HEMORRHOIDS!, posted by Humabdos on Apr 5, 2002

That was some serious SHEEIT.

Farts weren't/aren't the problem, its that I threatened an AF Doc Colonel, (as a puke usn e4) that I would go through his glass medicine cabinets if he EVER poked me in the rear like that again, and demanded that he put me "out" first.

Needless to say, the demorhal was better than expected.

But nobody ever brought me flowers though.

(gee hum, you're as bad as greg sometimes I think :-)... lol.

[Dave H]

... in response to haha..., posted by BrianN on Apr 5, 2002

Hey Brian,

How about a virtual bouquet of roses? You guys are making my azz hurt and I don't even have roids. You know what the gays call them? "Speed Bumps!" =8oD

Dave H.

[BrianN]

... in response to Ouch!!!, posted by Dave H on Apr 5, 2002

And when you got'em that bad, the last thing you think about is speed.  Everything, is veddy veddy slow!

lol.