This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
REMEMBER this chain brings luck. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.
Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!
Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
William Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
W Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
Slick Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave.
New York, NY 10017
