For those tightwads

[Pordzhik]

who haven't bought flowers for Valentines Day.

www.virtualflowers.ru

[LP]

... in response to For those tightwads, posted by Pordzhik on Feb 12, 2003

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..to give away my best secrets but next time try these folks: www.zchocolat.com

The best there is and shipped direct from France, they always make an impression. (Lol, you cheap bastards can just go down to the local 7-11 and Fedex her a box of Sees.) For those already in the US, try the gold plated roses at www.romanceher.com.

Course this is only for the wife or the serious ones, not some floozie you haven't met yet.

[micha1]

... in response to I hate...., posted by LP on Feb 12, 2003

LP,  you will always surprise me.
The best there is, shipped direct from France.
You are right, when you talk about oil, it is..........
when it is about love, you talk french.
To talk about french love, ho-la-la.......

[LP]

... in response to Re: I hate...., posted by micha1 on Feb 12, 2003

...You guys know food and love Monsewer, I'll give ya that. But when it come to other stuff, especially technical stuff, you scare me big time. Know the joke about how in Hell the French are the engineers? Ever look closely at a Citroen? And if those chocolates are being shipped on an Scarebus they might never reach their destination. We all know what happens when you boot the rudder too hard on one of those things. ;-)

[micha1]

... in response to Ha...., posted by LP on Feb 12, 2003

About food and love,
we are what we eat, right
(understand, who can)

As for Citroen, they made front wheel drive cars,
while my old man was still driving a model T,
that had to be cranked to start.

By the way, when are you coming over?
We have things to talk about, perhaps your wisdom
I shall need.
Because, did Jack give me hell on the phone.

E-Mail me, please.

[LP]

... in response to Re: Ha...., posted by micha1 on Feb 12, 2003

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...I no have yer email addy. lol, I *may* be in the Lachine (sp?) next month. No promises though, too cold ya know. If Jack gave you hell about something you certainly don't need my wisdom, but here it is anyway: Quit now...before it's too late ;-)

[micha1]

... in response to Can't..., posted by LP on Feb 12, 2003

LP,  Lachine is just south of Dorval,
across the street, realy, no figure of speech.
It is like 10-15 minutes from my house,
ten minutes from downtown.
Will give the phone number in an e-mail.

As for the cold, well tonight it minus 28.
Tomorrow morning, simply they predict minus 49
with the wind factor.
The colder you keep them,
the more potent you are,
it is proven medicaly.