Hey LP

[MarkInTx]

Below, Jack told me that apparently you have "called me out" again.

Or, I guess from Jack's post, you've called out Victoria.

This is silly, and I am tired of it.

Tell you what... I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and I'm going to believe that you've made an honest mistake. You met someone else.

It is the easiest explanation, and the easiest way to put this to rest.

Here is what I suggest:

Let's meet.

All of us. You. Me. And Victoria.

You're a pilot, right? You MUST be able to get to DFW easily. Drop me a line. (I KNOW you know my email address) and we'll set up a time when you can come to DFW and the three of us will sit down and meet.

No guns, threats, or male posturing. Just a simple meeting.

If you're not on duty, I'll even buy you a Shiner Bock beer.

I think that if you will do this, you will see that you have the wrong woman.

I'm willing to meet you. Victoria is willing to meet you.

Will you meet us?

[MarkInTx]

... in response to Hey LP, posted by MarkInTx on Jan 10, 2003

I have not been given my account. I am tired of waiting, so I am using my husband's.

I have read what you have written about me here.

You have called me a liar. You have called me bad person. You have said you know me better than my husband.

Why are you afraid to meet me in person?

If you are really man who tells truth
you will meet me.

If you do not, then all here will know you are a liar.

I have never met you. If I had met you, I would not want to meet you twice.

By the way, I am happy with my husband. And I am not sure somebody would be happy with you because you are a very mean person.

And by the way, my husband and I have a good age difference. Psychologists say very good when man older than woman by ten years. Read more medical and psychology literature and you will see I am right.

I would write more but my husband and I are going dancing now.

Good bye,

Victoria

[LP]

... in response to To LP -- From VICTORIA, posted by MarkInTx on Jan 11, 2003

.....I'm mean and a liar. Since you are publicly telling us the same thing as you've been privately telling your husband, it must be true. This changes everything and there is clearly no point in my posting the long reply I had composed earlier.

My mistake, it was obviously someone else I met and not you. To show you I'm not really mean, please accept my apologies. If I had met you I would certainly have snapped you up now that I've heard such concrete evidence of what a nice girl you are. Darn, I'm always losing out to the real men. Thanks for your insults, I sure wish I had a woman to handle my conflicts for me. Oh well, perhaps both of us will have better luck next time.

Now forget it and move on, I have.

[yoe]

... in response to OK, it' settled then...., posted by LP on Jan 11, 2003

like this post----nt

[BURKE89]

... in response to well...that was kinda anticlimatic...), posted by yoe on Jan 12, 2003

Yoe? That, being you're a hip Indiana "red" and all.

Just thought... you might desire to meet some native-born lads & gals. You could teach us 'bout shucking corn & Marx; and, we will just have a good old time.

Heck, I'll even show you some special haunts from childhood, in the vicinity of real fun.

Ja?

Ya know us natives...

[yoe]

... in response to Bar-Deluxe..., posted by BURKE89 on Jan 12, 2003

aw shucks.........
Only thing I know about corn is field corn does not make for good eatin'!
But as far as a little Marx and/or Social Relativism...I am game
Joe

[yoe]

... in response to Hey LP, posted by MarkInTx on Jan 10, 2003

:-O