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Author Topic: How about this OBL joke.....  (Read 1765 times)
Stephen
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« on: February 22, 2002, 05:00:00 AM »

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter bomb, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large rock on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.  What did you think I said ?"

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JephW
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2002, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to How about this OBL joke....., posted by Stephen on Feb 22, 2002

Stephen - I've gotten a lot of mileage out of this joke!  Thanks for posting it.
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