April fools joke.

[Oatmeal]

I came home from work one morning (I work on 3rd shift) and my wife met me at the door in this very sexy nighty.

I was telling her how great she looked and she looks at me seriously and tells me we need to talk about something serious.

We go in and sit down and she tells me that she feels strange and that she thinks that she is pregnant.  At that moment I think my blood pressure bottomed out and I felt faint.

Then she says "Happy April 1st" and that it is just a joke.  I practically fell over from the shock.  Of course we want children together but not so soon.  We wanted to wait for a few years together before having kids.

She told me that April fools is a big tradition where she comes from and that it is normal to pull this kind of joke.  I am not sure that my heart will be able to withstand this sense of humor in the long run. LOL

So beware and be forewarned.

[John K]

... in response to April fools joke., posted by Oatmeal on Mar 31, 2002

It was last year, and I fell for it hook, line and sinker.  I'm ready for it this year though, I think...

[micha1]

... in response to April fools joke., posted by Oatmeal on Mar 31, 2002

Howday, Mister Oatmeal, as I have told you earlier, often do I travel to Lexington.
Perhaps very soon, again.
Would you care for us to have a drink or whatever, perhaps dinner.
My e-mail is with my profile, thanks.
Have a good day, you all.

[wsbill]

... in response to Re: April fools joke., posted by micha1 on Mar 31, 2002

On my hands, I think I'd go spend an entire month in Ukraine...ask Oatmeal about that.

[Oatmeal]

... in response to Re: If I were retired with too much time, posted by wsbill on Mar 31, 2002

Hey there Bill,

6 weeks in Ukraine looking for a mate will have you begging for your mama.  Really I feel it is too long a time to do an intense search.  I should have just relaxed a little more but I was full bore the whole time.  I did get to see much more of the country this time and got to experience much more than if I had just made a 2 week trip but man was I wore out by the end.  Still all in all it was a trip filled with tons of memories and I don't regret it a bit.

P.S.
Tried to call you today but the phone number I got said it was not working.  Maybe it was an old number or something.  

Anyway,  I am planning my visit to Texas soon but we won't be driving down there.  We only have about 5 days so we will be flying.

I really would like to get together sometime to visit but it seems that lately it has been difficult to try to get away.  Maybe when we get back from Texas we can try to plan something then.

[wsbill]

... in response to Re: Did that.....and then some. :-))), posted by Oatmeal on Mar 31, 2002

I've never know a guy that could date 2 women before 12 noon and 3 in the afternoon...

Yea, we'll have to hookup sometime.

[KenC]

... in response to April fools joke., posted by Oatmeal on Mar 31, 2002

n/t