An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip,
but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at
his hotel if there's any place to get American food. The
concierge tells him he's in luck, there's a pizza place
that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives
the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his
room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the
door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza,
and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the
deliveryman, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The deliveryman bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered: 'pepper only'."
