A funny story

[Febtember]

Sometime back,their was a story in the news about a man who decided to go for midnight swimm in the pool at the hotel he was staying.Being alone and apparently very inquisitive he try placing his private part in the water suction port in the side of the pool.He apparently became quite distressed upon finding out he was unable to remove his swollen member from  the suction port.Finally his cries for help were heared,and a rescue squad was called by 911. The man who called 911 could hardly talk to the 911 operator because he was laughing so hard about this emergency situation. They attempted to extricate him by applying various lubricants,but was unsuccessful.Finally, a surgeon was called in to make an incision to eliminate the erection.These operation work and the man was finally freed.I imaagine the man has changes his name and move to another state to hide his embarassment.

[Ray]

... in response to A funny story, posted by Febtember on Jan 11, 2002

Probably Humbados (just kidding).

I imagine that sort of thing happens all the time. Ask Dave H. if that surprises him at all :-)

Ray

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: A funny story, posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2002

Hey Ray,

There are many swimming pools in S. FL...but I never had that particular body part stuck. ROFLM?O! I have had arms and hands caught in the actual pool drains. I think the rescue went a little overboard by bringing in a surgeon. Shutting off the pump should have freed the "member." Also, after seeing the crowds of laughing neighbors surrounding the pool, he would have lost "the mood" very quickly. Talk about a "Super Swedish Penis Enlarger."

I did respond to several vacuum cleaner "accidents." But they weren't stuck. It was for bandaging abrasions.

Dave H.