... in response to Catholics and pre-marital classes, posted by jediknight on Oct 26, 2005Our class was us and maybe 10 other couples. A Mexican couple married many years were the teachers. We took the Spanish version of the class. No priest was involved. Did it bring us closer? I guess you could say that since it allowed us to get married in the church. I saw no other value in the class. There was a lesson on achieving simultaneous orgasm by displaying two charts of sexual excitation levels versus time on an overhead projector and sliding the man's chart forward so that the peak time matched the woman's.
I also got these two other important pieces of advice from the Mexican man.
"Don't beat your wife, like I did."
"Don't have extramarital affairs, like I did."
He should have simply stated the following advice on how to have a lasting marriage- "Marry a Latin woman, like I did."