Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!

[papi]

Somewhere someone was asking how to know if a Latina is into you. To that end, I thought I would expand on this concept as to some possible clues she may be into you:

1. She turns-off her cellphone during your date

2. You go to buy her a pair of shoes to go hiking and she actually shows up later to go on the hike

3. She does not want to watch TV during dinner with you

4. When you go to kiss her goodnight, she does not turn her head and give you a giant hairball

5. She does not need a little "regalo" for her "baby" after getting intimate with you

6. When you go to buy her a new bikini for the pool, she does not also select sunglasses, hat, and a entire beach ensemble

7. She does not take the bus or subway to your agency cita and tell you the taxi is $10,000 pesos each way

8. She is not on amigos and sending an IM to your amigo while she is writing you

9. She does not have Gary Bala's office line pre-programmed in her speed-dial

10.

Just having some fun.. i will let you guys fill in the rest if you care to participate

[A1A]

... in response to Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!    , posted by papi on Oct 20, 2005

When you leave her at the airport to go back to the states, she will have tears in her eyes, and you will have a hole in your heart.
 You definitly will not be thinking about what city to go to on your next trip.

[papi]

... in response to Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!..., posted by A1A on Oct 21, 2005

good point..the airport test. works on both arrival/dept. my ex-novia from medellin went to meet me at the airport on my arrival - 1 hr late. Hence, now she an ex

[gcman]

... in response to Re: Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into ..., posted by papi on Oct 21, 2005

papi you know from Miami that latin time is NOT real time
my ex was chinese cuban  god  she started to get ready to go out sooo early but still we would be late

[papi]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina is i..., posted by gcman on Oct 21, 2005

20-30 minutes is acceptable (for most latins). i can live with that

[gcman]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina ..., posted by papi on Oct 21, 2005

Papi 20 to 30 min   good luck my friend..in Miami you can be 5 miles from your destination and take 30 min    yes it is a pain if you are one to be on time but you better just tell latins a different time to compensate for the FACT time means nothing to them

[papi]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top 10 Reasons a Lat..., posted by gcman on Oct 22, 2005

If a Latina is habitually past 30 minutes tardy - I pass. I dated one woman in BQ that showed up for my birthday dinner after we paid the check and were drinking coffee. Next!  I usually make a joke about it when I am getting to know someone and ask them if the are on Latino or gringo time. If they are into you and motivated - they will post in timely fashion mas o menos

[Ken2]

... in response to Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!    , posted by papi on Oct 20, 2005

thanks for taking the time to post from your experience.   I think "we" need to consider language.  Not only the Spanish language, but the language difference of men and women.   Have you read "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus."?  Lots of insight for those who think they have an edge on women.

[papi]

... in response to Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!..., posted by Ken2 on Oct 21, 2005


Ken, i never read it but i would bet it would be a good read. Hope to catch up with you again southbound, you just reminded me of #10 from our travels:

#10. She may not be into you if she shows up for your Birthday dinner after you paid the check and are drinking coffee.  LOL

[papi]

... in response to Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!    , posted by papi on Oct 20, 2005

You know there are a bunch of screwballs on the internet – that is a given.  But if one cant have a little fun with this project without a few morons getting personal – then f..k it.

[Snoopy]

... in response to Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!    , posted by papi on Oct 20, 2005


AND NUMBER TEN:

10.) All of the sudden, she starts to sing Peter Frampton's 1978 ballad in PERFECT Engish through DIVINE intervention:

"I don't care where I go
When I'm with you
When I cry, you don't laugh
Cause you know me

I'm in you, you're in me
I'm in you, you're in me

Cause you gave me the love
The love that I never had
Yes you gave me the love
The love that I never had

You and I, don't pretend
We make love
I can't feel any more
That I'm singing

I'm in you, you're in me
I'm in you, you're in me
Cause you gave me the love
The love that I never had
You gave me the love
Love that I never had

Come so far, when we think
Of last fall
You can't find what we made
You and I
Ohhh

I'm in you, you're in me
I'm in you, you're in me
Cause you gave me the love,
love that I never had
Yes, you gave me the love
Love that I never had
You gave me the love
Love that I never had

I don't care where I go
When I'm with... Y O U ..."

[darolina1]

... in response to Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!    , posted by papi on Oct 20, 2005

Hmmmm, I might have more opinions about this topic, it's actually very interesting because most men get confused because the ladies are very nice to them, so automatically they think the lady likes him....
So, rule number 1. Being nice/polite is NOT a sign of a Latina being into you...

About the cell phone, Latinas are almost attached to their cellphones, so most likely they won't turn it off... but a great sign is when they actually receive a call they say thay are meeting a foreign man, and they make the call as short as possible.
When a Latina is really interested they wont ask for "regalos" It's different when the man offers to buy though, but it's also different when they stare at a pair of shoes or a blouse for 20 minutes until you finally offer to buy it...
Most ladies have no idea who Gary Bala is... (not that I know of)
Chao for now, I can elaborate a lot more on this topic if you guys are interested,
Caro

[papi]

... in response to Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!..., posted by darolina1 on Oct 20, 2005

yes, i know Latinos are attached to their cells..but can they at least shut the f..k up when I am at the cine!? LOL

[Ray]

... in response to Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!..., posted by darolina1 on Oct 20, 2005

"Most ladies have no idea who Gary Bala is..."

Now that's the funniest thing I've read here all week!

[Snoopy]

... in response to Re: Top 10 Reasons a Latina is into You!..., posted by darolina1 on Oct 20, 2005


"Chao for now, I can elaborate a lot more on this topic if you guys are interested" - Carolina

I shall not hold my breath.