Newbie...with Problems!

[AnzoNevis]

... in response to Re: Re: Newbie...with Problems!, posted by uschou on Jul 20, 2005

If you are respectful and nice, you'll do very, very well. I've met a lot of very
mature, responsible young ladies in SA. Just don't be an American jerk and
think they're going to get all hot and wet because you're a gringo. And,
please, look a bit beyond their outer beauty. Hot girls there are as superficial
as hot girls here.

[uschou]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Newbie...with Problems!, posted by AnzoNevis on Jul 20, 2005


Thanks for the reminder...it's true, women are women, after all...so what's the point in going over there, then?  I keep hearing about how they're supposed to be more "traditional" over there and all this stuff...funny thing is the whores I see here come from over there!

And lest you think me a prude, let me just say that I can even be for a so-called open relationship if my latina wife was just so into sex (BTW, is penis size an issue there, too?  I'm only all of 5 inches) she had to get it outside our relationship...no, what I mean by "whore" is just that mentality more than anything legal or moralistic....

[Malandro]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Newbie...with Problems!, posted by uschou on Jul 20, 2005

maybe you should go Asian.  she'll think you're huge.

[uschou]

... in response to 5 inches!!, posted by Malandro on Jul 20, 2005


LOL, what can I say...it's big enough for me!  And like I said, I really would be okay if she slept with other guys for pleasure...but I do want a real marriage and all, if that makes any sense (polyamory, open relationships, etc.).  I mean, I think I'm a pretty nice guy in that regard, ain't I?

Anyway, apparently 6 inches is average, so I'm not too bad off...but, now that I think about it, it probably is a bigger deal in their culture than in even this one!

[fathertime]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Newbie...with Problems!, posted by uschou on Jul 20, 2005

Very funny old boy! You had some of the guys going for your story for a bit there.
Fathertime

[doombug]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Newbie...with Proble..., posted by fathertime on Jul 20, 2005

Damn, you whiffed it first!

I thought I'd be the first to notice the sudden odor of troll farts after reading that post.

[Hoda]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Newbie...with Pr..., posted by doombug on Jul 20, 2005


I'm gonna have to open up the window....and throw the baby & his bath water out of here (lol)...

[Brazilophile]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Newbie...with Pr..., posted by doombug on Jul 20, 2005

After reading more of the posts, I concur that uschou is likely a troll.  I don't believe he is what he presents himself to be.  In fact, I suspect that this thread was an "experiment" by a "researcher" into the MOB industry.

[uschou]

... in response to Newbie...Troll!, posted by Brazilophile on Jul 21, 2005


Boy, y'all need to stop with the black helicopter conspiracies....

[Bueller]

... in response to Newbie...Troll!, posted by Brazilophile on Jul 21, 2005

Could well be. When he mentioned that he didn't mind them speaking Spanish while he was "pumping" them, I decided I didn't want to get involved. Something about him being an "intellectual" and an obvious oaf...

[uschou]

... in response to Re: Newbie...Troll!, posted by Bueller on Jul 21, 2005


What's wrong with picking and choosing?  Isn't that what this is all about?  So you have a different favorite color...big deal!

[uschou]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Newbie...with Proble..., posted by fathertime on Jul 20, 2005


I know it sounds crazy, but it's the truth.  Hell, I'm chuckling myself, but I really do feel that way!  Is it really as crazy as the stereotypical sports-nut pining away for a girl who'll put up with football season, basketball season, baseball season, and NASCAR season??