The Gringo Test
Are you cut out to be married to a younger Latina?
By Jimmy STLOUIS - TE AMO PERU!!!
Just for fun I put together this test with my very cute and sweet Peruvian wife. Its not scientific but just based on our thoughts.
Maybe this board could play around and change this test to really make something out of it?
Write down your answers A - B or C and total at the end
If you answer any letter D - stop the test now and go so something else
#1 How many trips can you make to get to know your girl?
A 3 or more
B 1-2
C only 1
D I only want to send off for a girl
#2 Do you like to write letters, emails, talk on the phone?
A yes
B some
C no
D I dont own a phone
#3 Do you speak Spanish or does she speak english?
A yes
B some
C no - not at all
D Here in America we speak AMERICAN
#4 Do you have enough money to pay for several trips, support your new wife for up to a year (before she works), pay for Visa costs, new clothes for her, a car etc?
A yes no prob
B maybe 6 months of not working but yes to the rest
C no way dude I live paycheck to paycheck
D my trailer payment is past due now
#5 Are you willing to change EVERYTHING in your life? including but not limited to furniture, spending habits, clothes, food, etc
A yes I will do everything for love
B I am willing to change 99 percent of everything
C I am only willing to change a few things
D I am not changing a thing
#6 Are you willing to help the family a little with some $
A yes I know I will and I will feel good about it
B I know I will need to too but I can only help a little
C Maybe only in emergency
D no way no how
#7 How patient are you?
A Very very very patient
B very patient
C only a little patient
D hurry up with this test I have to go
#8 How many times do you mind explaining things to someone?
A 10 or more times is OK
B 5-10 times is OK
C 2-3 times
D once is enough
#9 How important is honesty ?
A Honesty is everything
B I can be honest 99 percent of the time
C I have a some skeletons in the closet
D I will say what I want when I want
#10 Would you buy another house to better suit your new wife?
A Yes
B Maybe
C Probably not
D no way in hell
#11 What do want your new girl to be?
A simple honest girl that I can love?
B a wife that will be there for me
C someone to have around when I need them
D just for sex and to be hot looking
#12 I would consider buying my girl flowers or a gift:
A anytime - all the time
B birthdays etc
C not too much
D never
#13 I would describe myself as:
A a nice guy - honest
B a good guy who will try to be better
C a typical guy
D a guy who needs to get laid
#14 Would you move to another country for your love?
A yes
B maybe
C boy that is a tough question
#15 How much time do you need for yourself (guy time)
A none
B just a tiny tiny amount
C normal guy time (football baseball etc)
D a lot of guy time
#16 How many hours a day could you spend with your new wife?
A there are not enough hours in the day
B 24 hours a day
C less than 23
#17 I expect my wife to:
A love me, be there for me all the time and me be there for her 24-7
B love me and be there for me when I need her
C Love me but have other interests friends etc
D stay out of my wife most of time
#18 I am willing to pay for my wife to go to school
A for language or anything she needs
B for some things
C for not too much
D she needs to work - forget any school
#19 How well would you need to know your new girl before you ask her to marry you?
A this is for life we need to know each other
B pretty well
C just enough to know if it will work
D she is hot - get in my bed now!
#20 How well do you want your girl to get to know you?
A as best as possible she can ask me anything.
B I want her to know me
C just enough
D I am american thats all she needs to know
BONUS QUESTION
Do you like Spanish music and like to dance?
A Si Si Si !!!
B Mas O Menos
C Poquito
D Nada
To Score
Give yourself
10 points for every A answer
5 points for every B answer
deduct 5 points for every C answer
If you had any D answers - forget the whole thing and check out www.womenbehindbars.com
This is just my idea of scoring - the whole idea of the test is just to get you thinking
190-200 - perfect
175+ should be Ok
less than 175 think long and hard about it
less than 165 - maybe try the Russian Board 
TE AMO PERU!!!
Jim and Johany
