My very own agency ...

[CaliBound]

I will be starting my own agency real soon.

This agency will be different from anything you have ever visited. I will offer live entertainment at no extra cost to my fellow posters of this great forum.

The first live act I am booking is the "Papi & Jamie Agency Smackdown". This will be a real winner!

Here is how it works ...
We invite Papi and Jamie to Cali and lock them in a glass cage with two super fast computers with DSL connections (no slow connection because we want the insults to be received instantly via planet-love).

After 30-45 minutes of Jamie & Papi insulting each other, we remove the computers and throw in the boxing gloves. We will invite our famous(?) forum moderator, Hoda, to be the referee.

No need to ring a bell or blow a whistle, to get Papi and Jamie started. We will simply hire a few of the instigators who regularly visit this forum. If you can post something like ... "which agency is the best?" or "which agency is the worst? or "I am not paying $1,300.00" or "I am calling my lawyer" ... to get Papi & Jamie started ... We need you! Please contact us immediately!

Hoda, the minute you hear Papi or Jamie say "No Mas - No Mas", you must get in the cage and separate them. I don't care if you get punched on the head 100 times (or more); the important thing is that you do your job and stop them once you hear "No Mas".

This event will be hard to top!

[Jamie]

... in response to My very own agency ... , posted by CaliBound on Apr 27, 2005

Nah that would only be fun for about 5 minutes.

I feel I am at peace with everyone so I’m going to eat dinner and breathe in the sweet breeze of Jasmine. I love the tropical weather. I don’t think I could go back to the chill of Southern California even during the summer. While most Gringos will find Barranquilla too hot and humid, temperatures will only vary about 3 degrees from winter to summer, days are upper 80’s to low 90’s and nights are upper 70’s I love it. The humidity is so high that almost everything ages instantly, but the Caribbean often kicks in a fresh breeze. Unless I have to see someone I normally just wear a muscle shirt and sweat pants (the luxuries of being your own boss). Men have questioned the virtues of some of the women based on their lack of clothing. In this weather you want to wear as little as possible all the women are exposing themselves to minimize perspiration... and maybe for other reason too.

In well over a year it only rained for a full day once otherwise it rains for a couple of hours during the afternoon and clears up. About 6 months of the year it does not rain at all. Now you guys in LA are probably looking forward to your dry season our rainy seasons are opposite. So here for about 6 months of the year you will get what rain Seattle gets for the whole year. Now if you travel East towards Venezuela along the cost less than 2 hours away the rainfall drop by 2/3rds. If I had never been to Hawaii I would think this would be amazing, but in Hawaii drastic precipitation difference can be measured in just meters. Tomorrow I will report on the Caribbean tidal movements because Barranquilla is a costal city.

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[Fuzzyone]

... in response to My very own agency ... , posted by CaliBound on Apr 27, 2005

I think you missed the best one.... " I can make no further comment" I have a
better event... place another cage with the owner of Spanish eyes in it and all the
girls that have had failed releationships all of them with one of the contestents.
I think it would be a massacre.

[Pete E]

... in response to My very own agency ... , posted by CaliBound on Apr 27, 2005

Reminds me of the 2nd thing I learned in spanish after Cerveza,NO MAS from the second Duran Leonard fight.
You could even have a gringo tough man contest.Problem is most guys here are better at verbal a-s kickings.
And Hoda could just give them a big NO MAS here.
BUT,for an encore your going to have some chicas doing somthing or the guys will lose interest fast.Topless mud wrestling?

Pete