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Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« on: March 19, 2012, 06:35:45 PM »
Did you guys see this?  :o

http://www.break.com/index/blonde-chicks-explains-mph-2310483

(I wonder why we don't have a jokes session on the Latin forums...)

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Re: Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 10:27:17 PM »

haha, to smile like that while the clueless girl keeps saying "I make sense you do not make sense" right now he finds it cute... in a decade or 2 he might end up in this forum  :P


*sigh* what a waste, thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 05:55:36 AM »
Then there was the the blonde who was pulled over by the State Police for doing 90 MPH in a 70 MPH zone.
 
As police officers often do, the State Trooper approached the car and said to the woman: "Ma'am--Do you know WHY I pulled you over?"--batting her eyelashes, she replied: "Why I suppose you want to take me to the State Trooper's annual Christmas Ball".
 
The State Trooper looked at her sternly and replied: "Ma'am-State Troopers don't have Balls"
 
After a a couple seconds, he realized what he had just said, folded up his ticket book, said "Have a good day Ma'am" and walked back to his patrol car....
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Re: Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 05:55:36 AM »

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Re: Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 11:04:18 AM »
That is one smart blonde Rob! nice one

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Re: Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 09:43:44 AM »
I_V sez
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haha, to smile like that while the clueless girl keeps saying "I make sense you do not make sense" right now he finds it cute... in a decade or 2 he might end up in this forum  :P

I_V I give the kid, if he's smarter than he is apparently cruel, 7 years and he will be on the latin board. After all a guy should be entitled to one grave mistake in his life.   ::)
 
And Braziliangirl is correct we should have a joke section on the Latin board. It would mellow things out a bit. No?
« Last Edit: March 26, 2012, 09:46:04 AM by beginthebeguin »
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Re: Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 02:41:29 PM »
And Braziliangirl is correct we should have a joke section on the Latin board. It would mellow things out a bit. No?
Yeah! Dan, Bob, Jeff? Anyone?  ;)

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Re: Blonde Chick Explains MPH
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 06:29:18 PM »
I dunno. Some of those guys can be pretty humorless.... ROFL


But you're welcome to post in the Asian Jokes section. It's not just about Asians or for those interested in Asians. The reason we added it years ago is because we had a lot of jokes being posted in the general section.

 

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