Well guess you really are a geek then. Coincidentally, I heard a radio program a week or two ago about some guy who was traveling in Japan and they really did serve him a fish that was still alive. He didn't realize it until he noticed that every time he tried to take a piece out of it, it moved. If I remember correctly, he was in some small place far off the tourist trail and they liked him because he was passable in their language and was trying his best to appreciate the culture. That made him more or less the honored guest and they served it to him as a great delicacy, along the line of "Because we like you so much, this is the best we have to offer".