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[dennislevy]

As I recall the conversation after she told me that she was a nominal catholic but not religious
 
She told me 
El papa has a charter fishing business in Sardinia,
 
(and thats why it was so confusing, her ex husband was an Italian...and I thought she was making fun of the pope who lives INSIDE Italy.
And I replied.....well el papa needs a break from time to time, I personally think he likes to surf and look at the young chicas...
 
Thats when she closed her window!
 
I wrote her a standard apology, but stated I had no idea of what had happened...... and then she messaged back saying I was terribly rude and how could I make fun of the father of her children?
 
And that s when I figured out we were talking about two different men! 

[InSanDiego]

DL, one has to wonder what it would be like to live with a woman who gets offended so easily ...You're more gentlemanly than I with your written apologies...If she's offended by something I say 15 minutes into a chat, and she won't listen to my attempt to explain myself, NEXT!

[fathertime]

As I recall the conversation after she told me that she was a nominal catholic but not religious
 
She told me 
El papa has a charter fishing business in Sardinia,
 
(and thats why it was so confusing, her ex husband was an Italian...and I thought she was making fun of the pope who lives INSIDE Italy.
And I replied.....well el papa needs a break from time to time, I personally think he likes to surf and look at the young chicas...
 
Thats when she closed her window!
 
I wrote her a standard apology, but stated I had no idea of what had happened...... and then she messaged back saying I was terribly rude and how could I make fun of the father of her children?
 
And that s when I figured out we were talking about two different men!

i gotta say dennis you sure do crack me up...i am imagining you locating your boilerplate apology form on the computer and filling in a few blanks and sending it:


Greetings (Blank)


I Dennis levy want to apologize for (Fill in the blank).  I meant no harm by ( fill in the blank) and wish only the best of times between us.  Once again I apologize for the misunderstanding and hope to dine with you again in the near future.  OK?


Humbly,
DennisLevy!




Fathertime! 

[InSanDiego]

Hey FT, DL with his good manners gives gringos a good rep over in Colombia...

[fathertime]

Hey FT, DL with his good manners gives gringos a good rep over in Colombia...

Don't mistake what I said as criticism, I just think it is funny that he MIGHT have a boilerplate apology already designed!  I've never met dennislevy, but I just can't help but think he would have me giggling quite a bit with some of his methods! 


Fathertime!

[michaelb]

Hey, it's an easy mistake. I remember once wondering "Who is The Potato and why is Mexico so excited that he's going to visit?", then it dawned on me . BTW, they held a special session of congress and changed a long standing law just before his visit. Anybody know what law they changed? (I do, and I bet IV does, anybody else?)

[dennislevy]

FT
 
Its a good natured shot and you get to take it.
 
I dont have a boilerplate template, it s just in my head, I ve been writiing in Spanish for so long.....I dont have to think about what to write...
 
  and my goal is always to make sure that a colombiana can t bitch that I wasn t a gentleman, so i always try to giive her an out or she can make a decision.
 
But its on her....
 
NEXT!!!!
 
And now it s my turn for a good natured shot.
 
I wouldnt  go out with ANY woman 38 times before she let me hold my hand! jejejeje
 
I know it was a bit less and...you did get a great result!
 
regards to the MG and FT jr.
 
Dennis
 

[fathertime]

And now it s my turn for a good natured shot.
 
I wouldnt  go out with ANY woman 38 times before she let me hold my hand! jejejeje
 
I know it was a bit less and...you did get a great result!
 
regards to the MG and FT jr.
 
Dennis
 

i gotta say dennis, i normally wouldn't wait that long either (perhaps 3-4 dates), but i sensed it was right IN THIS CASE...at the time everybody here was telling me to move on...it was only SOLTERO that was seeing where I was coming from!...yes the result has been wonderful and i hope it stays that way! 


Fathertime! 

[Jeff S]

I remember once wondering "Who is The Potato and why is Mexico so excited that he's going to visit?"

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Hey, it's an easy mistake. I remember once wondering "Who is The Potato and why is Mexico so excited that he's going to visit?", then it dawned on me .

When the potato visits Mexico it's "La papa", not "El Papa". 

[InnocentVixen]

.....well el papa needs a break from time to time, I personally think he likes to surf and look at the young chicas...
 
Thats when she closed her window!
 
I wrote her a standard apology, but stated I had no idea of what had happened...... and then she messaged back saying I was terribly rude and how could I make fun of the father of her children?
 
And that s when I figured out we were talking about two different men!

To me your joke was funny, even if it had been about her ex! I mean it's not really making fun of the guy/pope, just joking about guys behavior. A woman that gets that easily offended has some issues, it was nice of you to write an apology but I don't think it was needed, asking her what was wrong and once you knew a small explanation of what you meant should have been enough... and then she could apologize for over-reacting to your joke.


Not a very understanding lady and obviously not in the same channel when it comes to sense of humor, which I find very important when it comes to compatibility, it's a good thing you didn't waste too much time with her!

"Who is The Potato and why is Mexico so excited that he's going to visit?"

hahaha la papa 


that reminds me the first time I heard of the shirts called "wife beaters" it was very confusing and a little scary to think how that shirt ended up with that name!... actually I still don't know why, but at least I know when they are talking about a shirt instead of some guy that hits his wife now 

[michaelb]

that reminds me the first time I heard of the shirts called "wife beaters" it was very confusing and a little scary to think how that shirt ended up with that name!... actually I still don't know why, but at least I know when they are talking about a shirt instead of some guy that hits his wife now 

Why of course it's because men who beat their wives favor wearing that kind of shirt . It's also called a "muscle shirt" or a "muscle man shirt". When sold (at least in the United States), the display and/or package usually calls them "A-shirts" or "(sleeveless) under shirts".

So, did you know what law I was referring to?