12 types of women to avoid!

[blockbuster]

  This came from a Russian board, but I think it pertains to any woman.

1- Miss Take:  She's out to spend your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled . . . some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

2- Miss Romance:  This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "Princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag.

3- Miss Elusive:  This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her.

4- Miss Insecure:  This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

5- Miss Bitch:  Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

6- Miss Me:  A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

7- Miss Desperate:  Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis, she can drag him to the altar.

8- Miss Turncoat: She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married) and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.

9- Miss Tease:  Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunts her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat.

10- Miss Controlling: She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.

11- Miss Feminist:  This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises."

12- Miss Angry:  Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

[soltero]

Ok. now where is the short list of the good ones...or is there one?

[Researcher]

           Good post Blockbuster.I think I went through every one of the 12 before I met my wife.

[fathertime]

Frankly for me I think those 12 types of woman avoid me. I will spin this positively and say that I am thinking early on they get the proper read and that I will not be an easy mark.  That can be both good & bad.  I would not mind banging a few more of these type of women, but I just can't change my stripes at this stage of the game.



Fathertime!

[soltero]

Frankly for me I think those 12 types of woman avoid me. I will spin this positively and say that I am thinking early on they get the proper read and that I will not be an easy mark.  That can be both good & bad.  I would not mind banging a few more of these type of women, but I just can't change my stripes at this stage of the game.
Fathertime!

Just put on a pink tutu and flit around for awhile. You might be able to trick them long enough to do the deed before you man up again! 

[sean126]

Good Post BB!

[Hoda]

TWELVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dayyum....Some of the women I've run into would reduce that list from 12 to 3 Since they would have more than "one" of the types listed in their makeup  As I got older....it was easier to walk/run away from them, know matter how fine they were.

No thank-you honey, stay & finish your meal....It's paid for, I'm outtie

Sol....you know exactly what I'm talking about....

[Calipro]

I think it is worth while to point out that you really shouldn't be avoiding any women that you are sexually attracted to...... especially if they are willing to do the deed. hehehe !!!!

In all reality these are the only women that you really have a shot at marrying anway.....so for some of you I suggest you use the above list sparingly or you might not have any marriage prospects at all. LOL !!!

[blockbuster]

Hell, I'll stay single but still mingle if I have to put up with lousy personalities. I agree you can have fun with whacked chicks. But to marry them simply to have a hot woman is insane. bacherlorhood isn't so bad compared to a wife who'se a user,taker or just plain crazy. I like my home life drama free. it seems Hoda,Slojas ,KB,Sean and UT have all managed to get great wives without the issues. Proving no man has to settle. You can have the whole enchilada.

[singlefather no more]

Hell, I'll stay single but still mingle if I have to put up with lousy personalities. I agree you can have fun with whacked chicks. But to marry them simply to have a hot woman is insane. bacherlorhood isn't so bad compared to a wife who'se a user,taker or just plain crazy. I like my home life drama free. it seems Hoda,Slojas ,KB,Sean and UT have all managed to get great wives without the issues. Proving no man has to settle. You can have the whole enchilada.

Blockbuster,

I agree with you 100 %.... Why settle when you can have the whole enchilada..

singlefather

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[Bob_S]

Ok. now where is the short list of the good ones...or is there one?

1- Miss Money:  She's out to save your money -- pure and simple. Miss money is the ultimate in low maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life because she is biologically female and will be staying home to raise your children and provide you with a home-cooked meal every night. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry while courting to prove he can afford a wife and children, and she feels compulsion to reciprocate with gifts (while she is still single and working), time, and affection. She is nothing but a fantastic find. Miss Money thinks her vagina is warm and inviting to a man who can be a provider. She is thriftiness personified. Since she has an absolutely clear concept of someone else's time and effort and appreciates all you give and manages it carefully. And don't be fooled . . . some apparently very "stylish" girls are the most financially careful of them all.

2- Miss Romantic:  This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of hunky male-lead adventure movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her Rachael Ray magazines, imagining that, at some future moment, she'll have an opportunity to prepare a gourmet meal for an appreciative man with taste. The Miss Romantics of the world have been trained by dutiful mothers, told they are "sweet and thoughtful," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of fast food and microwave burritos. Miss Romantic will expect to take care of her man's hunger, will be considerate but not imaginative in bed (unless you count the whipped cream bikini), and will, almost overnight, turn you into the most envied man in your neighborhood.

3- Miss Secure:  This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. Her inner strength is open for all to see. Pretty soon she's calling you 1 time a day, asking to see "where are we going for dinner," or because she "just wants to say 'hey'." She needs constant reassurance that you find her attractive, and puts effort into making sure her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes are presentably modest but not needy slutty. She's independent, self-sufficient and never agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better" because she knows she's an awesome catch for any deserving guy.  This kind of thing can get really annoying really fast if all you want a little trollop under your thumb.

4- Miss Manners:  Miss Manners are the scolds, prudes and wrist-slappers of the female world. They are very polite people who treat their fellow humans respectfully, care about others, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt your feelings if they point out you are not behaving yourself. Most Miss Manners qualify as Miss Secure, too. Miss Manners are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the dignified look on their faces as they serenely promenade through the world.

Okay, I'm tired.  Anyone want to finish this?

[Researcher]

Hell, I'll stay single but still mingle if I have to put up with lousy personalities. I agree you can have fun with whacked chicks. But to marry them simply to have a hot woman is insane. bacherlorhood isn't so bad compared to a wife who'se a user,taker or just plain crazy. I like my home life drama free. it seems Hoda,Slojas ,KB,Sean and UT have all managed to get great wives without the issues. Proving no man has to settle. You can have the whole enchilada.

     Well said BB. Be picky, be picky, be picky...this was my "mantra" for several years and it paid off.

[Jeff S]

No way someone else should finish that, Bob. You're doing a great job of describing our wives.

[blockbuster]

 Miss Giver: She's a natural at putting you and the relationship first. She understands sometimes it will not just be 50/50 but 80/20 with her as the one holding things together(and you understand you may have to give 80% sometimes yourself.) She makes sure to take your finances seriously and never expects you to give her anything unless it's within your budget.
  Miss Giver doesn't complain or compare you to other people's husbands because you don't take her to exotic vacations, buy her the newest car,have the biggest house,afford designer clothing or entertain her. She's happy and satisfied with her life and could care less about what others have.

  She is not an attention whore who seeks for all men to validate  want her. But rather wants to look good for you to want her. She is more than willing to learn your language in order to have better communication with you and your family. Willing to learn what makes you happy. Miss Giber is usually Drama free. I met her once, but was too stupid and looking for a "better deal" syndrome.

  I've come to realize though the outside package may be a 10, If what's inside is broken it takes too much work to fix it and then it's too prone to easily break again. So though what's outside does count,what's inside also is not to be ignored.

[Researcher]

  I've come to realize though the outside package may be a 10, If what's inside is broken it takes too much work to fix it and then it's too prone to easily break again. So though what's outside does count,what's inside also is not to be ignored.

        I agree 100% BB.Although What's outside does count, I learned to value a woman's inner qualities even more.