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Offline Jeff S

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Hi from the land of the little people
« on: May 02, 2008, 07:02:23 PM »
Just thought I'd drop a note from China. I'm here on business. Lots of pretty girls to tease - definitely the happy hunting grounds around here but none of that for me any more. Gotta go - business calls, but I'll write more later.

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Re: Hi from the land of the little people
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 08:05:24 PM »
After that subject line I'm tempted to throw out a Wizard of Oz joke, but I'll refrain.  :D

Hope you enjoy the trip. I'll be doing a little biz/vacation there later this year, and I'm looking forward to it.

For now I'll just look at at the ground here in the US and wave a hello to the other side of the planet.

Take care man.
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Re: Hi from the land of the little people
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 09:22:31 PM »
Hey Jeff,

I'm glad you are having a good time in "the land of the little people"   ;D

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Re: Hi from the land of the little people
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 10:33:29 PM »
We went to a Wal Mart here in Zhanjiang yesterday and the biggest difference---NO LARD ASSED WOMEN USING THE HANDICAPPED CARTS! ;D

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Re: Hi from the land of the little people
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2008, 08:19:17 AM »
you left out a few words...

We went to a Wal Mart here in Zhanjiang yesterday and the biggest difference---NO ILLEGAL ALIEN LARD ASSED WOMEN USING THE HANDICAPPED CARTS! ;D

But I guess that's because of where I live?

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Re: Hi from the land of the little people
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2008, 08:42:04 AM »
hey Marshall, right on...with a new twist...I was Target yesterday (to avoid the lowlife illegal immigrant Walmart crowd) ....two senior citizens (handicapped but they can stumble out of their cars to the electric carts) were terrorizing Target yesterday.  The wife (of course, Mrs Controlling) was talking loudly on her cell to her out of sight husband wondering where he was in the store, and driving full speed with her electric cart.  If they kept it up I was going to personally carry her out and stuff her in the trunk of her 1972 Buick Skylark!

Target is the home of AW ...typically all ...8's, 9's and 10's....and no wedding rings on 50% of them.  I'm a happy camper but just couldn't resist throwing in a update on the "local weather"!  LOL

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Re: Hi from the land of the little people
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 09:49:48 AM »
I'm baaaaaack. Had a great time. The people were great, the food was outstanding, and I think you guys will like the cute interpreter/tour guide that the company assigned to me:



There were good looking, approachable, and friendly women everywhere. And as Marshall said, nearly all slender and graceful. It was a big shock when I got back to the Beijing airport and saw a group of middle aged female American tourists getting ready to come home. I have no idea how they get those asses into airplane seats.

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Re: Hi from the land of the little people
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 03:37:20 PM »
Target is the home of AW ...typically all ...8's, 9's and 10's....and no wedding rings on 50% of them.  I'm a happy camper but just couldn't resist throwing in a update on the "local weather"!  LOL
The Target I go to is near Long Beach State University.  Lots of Asian and Latina co-ed eye candy.  The only fat white butt in there is me!
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