juggling act

[papi]

by the way, a cali green card shark was asking me today what i was looking for in a woman. i answered that i didn't want an interasada...and the interasada all of the sudden became uninterested. This was after she told me that she wanted to get married very fast. She was a hottie and with a kid but a total player. i dont need to fly to cali for that....

[catz]

Doombug,

 If for no other reason this site is worth being a part of just to read your posts!  I do gotta say though, you're just not right... Glad to see it! We need more of us who are a bit... off...

Thanks for the grins!

Catz

At first, I thought he meant this:



But then I noticed the Mastercard logo.

Still, if one existed, I wonder if the USCIS would allow me to charge my MOB to a Dodgers Visa.

If so:
 

• How many frequent flyer miles would I accrue, say, if I bought a woman from Haiti over one from Chile? (A boats-per-capita discount.)
• Later, if I discover that she actually lusts for a greencard, would the card issuer reimburse me for my loss? (Shark insurance.)
• If my MOB breaks down, would they temporarily replace her with a wide-bodied AW model? (This feature would be a certain deal killer! )

[doombug]

Hey Doom,

That Dodgers MasterCard is neat. They also have a Dodgers Green Card, for the card sharks out there:

   

Okay, okay, you win. You've covered three bases (no pun intended)--"dodger," "green," and "card."

I doubt I can dig up anything that'd incorporate those three plus "visa" in it.

Three and out.

[doombug]

Thank you, Monsieur Catz.

If everyone has an idle hobby, then I guess this one's mine.

(Actually, he's just killing time 'till the feminist lurkers speak up.)

[Ray]

Okay, okay, you win.

WOW! Thanks Doom, you made my day...   

[papi]

tonight, i had 3 of my current interests on messenger at the same time....talk about panic. this is not easy. I am simply no good at juggling even though i type super fast

[Ray]

     

[markanthony7]

I can say from my past experiences that when you are multidating, without the intention of being a playboy, or using your time wisely trying to determine which is the young lady most suitable for you and your mind is in a quandary and you get busted they get mad for a minute but this temporary anger always subsides, they realize the competition is fierce, just reaffirm your genuine feelings for her, you don't even have to make excuses, they get angry and frustrated but they understand the disparity between multitudes of available women and limited amount of available men, its a common sense issue, embedded in their culture, at least with me this has been my experience