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James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
« on: August 07, 2011, 06:45:07 PM »
Perks. The US has just bequeathed three V-12 engined  BMW 750s to the presidency of Colombia (that is Juan Manuel Santos) intended for heads of state.. They are armored to resist bazooka attack, sealed against gas and have a three hour oxygen supply. They also have  indestructible tires that cost ten thousand dollars a piece. The former president, Alvaro Uribe was given a fleet of Toyotas (one of which saved his life during an attack in Barranquilla).  But why not good old American Lincolns?
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For Spanish readers: http://www.semana.com/confidenciales/dignos-james-bond/161909-3.aspx
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Re: James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 06:52:47 PM »
But why not good old American Lincolns?
Because we keep all of the good cars for our own country.  :o

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Re: James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2011, 07:43:59 PM »
Perks. The US has just bequeathed three V-12 engined  BMW 750s to the presidency of Colombia (that is Juan Manuel Santos) intended for heads of state.. They are armored to resist bazooka attack, sealed against gas and have a three hour oxygen supply. They also have  indestructible tires that cost ten thousand dollars a piece. The former president, Alvaro Uribe was given a fleet of Toyotas (one of which saved his life during an attack in Barranquilla).  But why not good old American Lincolns?
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For Spanish readers: http://www.semana.com/confidenciales/dignos-james-bond/161909-3.aspx

Our country is insane. We are borrowing money by the bushel from China just so we can pretend like we are pimps and buy gifts for other people??? What is this country thinking?

Colombian's stock exchange has been roaring for the last 10 years or so. Their currency is kicking our asses. Why does it make sense for us to be buying them gifts? Aren't the billions of dollars we send there enough already?

If I was Colombia I would be getting nervous because maybe someday soon Uncle Sam will be coming to them with "an offer you cannot refuse", to help repay for these little gifts.

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Re: James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
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Re: James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 09:49:32 AM »
JimD, not that it's of any circumstance but that's a typo in the article. 12 cylinder BMW's are called 760Li's. The first year they were released BMW actually offered what was called a "Presidential Package" with the features you're describing built in straight from the factory. Because of the approximate ton of extra armor a V12 engine had to be used. It was the only thing that could carry that much weight around efficiently at "get-away" speeds. This is the same engine being put in Rolls Royce Phantoms today with a few minor modifications.
 
Bama, if the U.S. ever calls on Colombia to pay back any funds we've given them, I'm sure it will be perceived like any other loan you make to a Colombian. A gift. I've always assumed that the U.S. sent so much money to Colombia because the government perceives Revolutionary Armies like the FARC as a serious threat to the national security of every country in the Western Hemisphere. We now know that the FARC has very little concern for any political agenda and is simply the largest, best armmed drug cartel on Earth. These days they are successfully supplying the Sinaloa Cartel in Mexico with thousands of tons of cocaine every year. IMO, it would be more advantageous to the war on drugs to give the money to Mexico in support of their efforts against the cartel there. This would cut the snake off at the head. However, the strong demand for cocaine, heroin and marijuana here in the states, along with the corruption of government officials in both Mexico and Colombia makes every dollar we send SOTB with the intention of supporting the war on drug cartels a total loss.
 
 
 
 

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Re: James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 10:51:51 AM »


  It looks like Oblamer is talking up the Free Trade Agreement with Colombia again.


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Re: James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 02:50:19 PM »
that's a typo in the article. 12 cylinder BMW's are called 760Li's. The first year they were released BMW actually offered what was called a "Presidential Package" with the features you're describing built in straight from the factory. Because of the approximate ton of extra armor a V12 engine had to be used. It was the only thing that could carry that much weight around efficiently at "get-away" speeds.

Benjio although SEMANA is an excellent magazine I´m not surprised that detail got by the editors.
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Re: James Bond Stuff And Why Not Lincolns
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 02:57:41 PM »
Benjio, I don't think the US would ever ask for Colombia to "re-pay" for things with cash. We would rather do something else like demand to use Colombia as a launching pad for some military invasion or something. Something similar to the huge bribes we have paid Pakistan and other countries.

 

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