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New US Immigration Laws?
« on: December 29, 2010, 05:07:16 PM »
New US Immigration Laws?
 
1 There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
 
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2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.
 
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3. All government business will be conducted in our language.
 
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4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
 
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5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office
 
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6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programmes. Any burden will be deported.
 
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7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
 
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8. If foreigners come here and buy land... Options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
 
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9.. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our prime minister or his policies. These will lead to imprisonment and deportation.
 
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10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.
 
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Too strict?......
 
The above laws are the current immigration laws of most Muslim countries!

sounds good to me , how about you ??












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Re: New US Immigration Laws?
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 05:27:47 PM »
Piglett can you please wake up, you are dreaming again.  :P
If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Re: New US Immigration Laws?
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 05:57:02 PM »

 
Too strict?......
 
The above laws are the current immigration laws of most Muslim countries!

sounds good to me , how about you ??

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Muslim countries? You may be right, but the stuff you listed sure sounds a lot like Mexico.

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Re: New US Immigration Laws?
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 05:57:02 PM »

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Re: New US Immigration Laws?
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2010, 06:29:55 PM »

Muslim countries? You may be right, but the stuff you listed sure sounds a lot like Mexico.

Yep!

I just read the same thing last week in a magazine but it was Mexico's law, not Muslim countries.

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Re: New US Immigration Laws?
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2010, 09:48:50 PM »
9.. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our prime minister or his policies. These will lead to imprisonment and deportation.

Nonsense! They wave our flag all the time (usually on fire) and protest our politics while they're at it!

Oh wait... we protest our politics a lot too.  ;)

Yeah... I say we implement the exact same policies that Mexico uses. If they don't like it, then they need to change their own laws first!
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

 

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