My dream: A Colombian wife that will just let me take a nap

[fathertime]

After I got divorced I came upon this site and I thought I wanted to get married again.  I thought I had a good attitude, but am I glad I have waited a few years before actually tying the knot with any of the beautiful gals I have met.  Early on, I went for women as young as 18 and if a couple of those girls had put all the right moves on me I would have probably went for it.  Who knows how that would have gone, but probably not good, well at least not good for long term success.  For me, an extended second chance  life of being single has been a lot of fun.  I’ve utilized my freedom and done pretty much whatever I please, while raising my children with the ex.  Perhaps at some point a man becomes sick of not having a woman around and frankly I am not at that point BUT if a woman can knock my socks off I would be more than willing to be a ‘one trip wonder’.  I would just take my chances knowing there is a large risk factor. Whatever happens, happens…so long as I don’t marry a woman that jabs an ice pick in the back of my round bald head. The safest bet would to marry a woman without arms I guess.

I’m off to Colombia shortly and I am looking at the trip as another vacation where I get to meet beautiful women that I have no shot in hell of meeting or becoming romantically involved with here in the good old US of A.  Some would say that is a recipe for disaster.  I would disagree with that sentiment, since I have seen these types of marriages work for some.  

I actually thought about taking a Caribbean cruise instead of going to Colombia but then I realized that I will take my Caribbean cruise at a later date with my future too beautiful Colombian Bride.  That way if she is already sick of me I can hire out for her a local stud islander at a reasonable rate,  and I won’t be out too much money and that will give me time for an extra nap!

Fathertime!

[singlefather no more]

I actually thought about taking a Caribbean cruise instead of going to Colombia but then I realized that I will take my Caribbean cruise at a later date with my future too beautiful Colombian Bride.  That way if she is already sick of me I can hire out for her a local stud islander at a reasonable rate,  and I won’t be out too much money and that will give me time for an extra nap!

Fathertime!

You are too funny FT.. lol lol lol lol lol lol

singlefather

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[Dave H]

Hey Fatertime,

If you want to take a long nap...marry a fat Mexicana!    If you want to do gymnastics in the bedroom, a Colombiana should do nicely! 

Let me know if you get down to my port of call (Miami-Ft Lauderdale) when you finally   take that Caribbean cruise! Just make sure you get on the right "Love Boat"!!! "Say is that a personal flotation device in your Speedo or are you just happy to see me?" "Hey fellas, aren't the guys on top supposed to face port?" "Hi Big Boy, which way to the poop deck?"

Dave

[Chris F]

Hope you really enjoy yourself on the trip Fathertime!!!

What city or cities will you be visiting? Have you made any contacts before heading south? Are you going to use an agency?

[fathertime]

Hope you really enjoy yourself on the trip Fathertime!!!

What city or cities will you be visiting? Have you made any contacts before heading south? Are you going to use an agency?

Thank you Senator,  I will have a detailed report for you and the others upon my arrival back in the states sometime in September.

Fathertime!

[raycjs]

F.T.


I hope you have a great trip and a safe one too.



Best of luck

Ray

[singlefather no more]

Have a great trip fathertime and don't take any wooden nickels..

FT , you going to go to Jamie's one of these day  ?

singlefather

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[Dan Las Vegas]

Hey FT,

Have a great trip and Im looking forward to your trip report!!! I'm  heading south as well, perhaps in september, I'm thinking of visiting cali or Barranquilla this time , but there is something about the Paisas that keeps me thinking of another trip to Medellin.

Dan

[papajeff]

I too will be in Colombia in Sept as it is time now to meet the fam damily.....lol and dad dont speak one word of english...oh this is gonna be good have been listening to cds in car and have tried Rosetta might as wll get stoned, getting there but slow...once again cannot say enough good things about Jamies service...my journey is taking me to coffee country in Manizalles...funny six months ago was scared [snip]less now have been there 3 times damn what was I thinking all those years{dont want to hear it KB..lol} anyhow enjoy yourself take time to laugh at yourself when you make silly mistakes there{cauz ya will} nothing anyone tells ya can prepare ya for it.....just have fun

jeff