May Day

[Ray]

Happy May Day to all you commies out there.

And for you illegal aliens waving your stupid Mexican flags and clogging our roadways today, my advice is to shove your stinking flag where the sun don’t shine and get out of my country.

Bye... 

[Dave H]

Hey Ray,

Happy Cinco de Mayo to you! 

May is also "National Stroke Awareness Month." Some of those drivers can give you a stroke. 

Dave H.

[Jeff S]

I spent May Day in communist China with the locals all shooting off fireworks. It kind of reminded me of being at a major high power rifle match during the rapid fire courses.

As far as I can tell the Chinese have all but given up on communism. All of the new and successful businesses are privately held and their stocks traded on the open market. The RMB now floats on the world market (kind of - more coming soon,) the people have to pay for health care, and land can be privately owned. The only thing the central government can seem to do is encourage some kinds of investments and activities and discourage others by manipulating the purse strings (kind of sounds like the Democrats.)

[Dave H]

Hey Ray,

Can go outside and see if you have one of those big azzed Mexican guitars laying in your yard? Maybe a drunken Cinco de Mayo celebrant forgot it.  I really want a big guitar! Can you send it to me? LRPS ( La Raza  Parcel Service) delivers daily to my neighbor across the street. They always use my front lawn to make their U-turns.  Thanks!

Dave

[Ray]

O.K. Dave,

As soon as the Democratic primary is over, I think I know where I can get my hands on one.

What are you gona do with that big-azz guitar anyway? Serenade a water buffalo?

 

[Dave H]

Hey Ray,

If we end up with Obama or Hillary as President, I figure it might come in handy. Since the "undocumented workers" will have all of our jobs there may be some openings for Mariachi musicians.

Dave "Pablo" Hernandez

[jm21-2]

Didn't McCain support that amnesty bill?

[Dave H]

Didn't McCain support that amnesty bill?

Yes, But hopefully he has learned the error of his ways! The other 2 still openly support illegal immigration.

[Jeff S]

Hey Dave - I'm off to Tijuana next week and I know a music shop down there that sells those. I picked up a nice mandolin there for $35 a few years back. Want me to go haggle for one for you?

[Ray]

Didn't McCain support that amnesty bill?

He did more than support it. He co-authored the McCain-Kennedy amnesty bill.

I'm afraid that either way the illegals will take over like they already have in California unless we all grow a pair fast and really step up deportations.

[Bear]

He did more than support it. He co-authored the McCain-Kennedy amnesty bill.

I'm afraid that either way the illegals will take over like they already have in California unless we all grow a pair fast and really step up deportations.

He did more than that!

He tried to push it through 3x including once by attaching it to another bill that should have passed easily.  His only alteration in attitude is to secure the boarder first then push through the rest but it will still get the bill brought back up as is and it will eventually pass.

That dude is a socialist - not a conservative.

The Bear Family

[Dave H]

Hey Dave - I'm off to Tijuana next week and I know a music shop down there that sells those. I picked up a nice mandolin there for $35 a few years back. Want me to go haggle for one for you?

Hey Jeff,

I think the real purpose of those guitars is as boats to float across the Rio Grande. Maybe you can turn one into a fishing boat. Shipping on one those things would probably cost $500.     I can probably just borrow my neighbors'. Thanks anyway!

Dave