I read in the local paper today a warning to lock the windows and doors in the town I live in. It seems we have a sicko on the loose. The paper reported a man who was found dead in his house today. They figured it was foul play when they found the man drowned, laying face down in his bath tub which was filled with milk, sugar and corn flakes. When they noticed a banana sticking out of his rear-end they assumed it was a cereal killer. Needless to say.....I'm locking everything!!!!
