Talking pissers

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Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice

SANTA FE -- New Mexico has taken its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state.

The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.

The top of the devices feature the state DWI slogan -- "You drink, you drive, you lose."

Some Albuquerque bars installed the devices this week.

And the state Transportation Department plans to distribute them to Santa Fe bars and restaurants as well as establishments in Farmington, Gallup and Las Cruces.

The state spent $21 for each talking urinal cake for the pilot program but will ask bars and restaurants to pay for future orders if the idea catches on.

The cakes have enough battery power to last about three months.

http://www.koat.com/news/10980789/detail.html

Imagine being the fella hired to voice dub for these commode cakes.

Random yahoo: "So, what's your line of work?"

Mr. Pisscake: "Let's just say, the next time you hear my voice, you'll be pissing in my face."

[Ray]

ROFLMAO!

The cakes have enough battery power to last about three months.

What about the poor slob who has to change the batteries in those things?