A brief stupid airline story

[fathertime]

I took the all-nighter to BAQ, so everybody was fairly miserable and tired even before we took off.  A couple hours into the flight, the attendant came by to serve the drinks.  I was squished into the window seat and a middle aged lady and man were beside me.  The lady was sleeping while I was getting handed my drink, there was a fumble and part of my drink spilled on her lap.  She was startled awake and furious at me and the flight attendant.  So a couple hours later when the attendant came by to give us our drinks again, the  lady pushed my hand down and grabbed my drink to give to me so I wouldn't fumble it...well she ended up fumbling it herself and spilled the entire ice filled drink on her lap.  She shrieked and moaned... If she wasn't a lady I would have laughed but I tried to keep a straight face while she groaned & grumbled... As I think back on the event I am laughing to myself now.
 

Fathertime! 

[doombug]

...while I was getting handed my drink, there was a fumble and part of my drink spilled on her lap.

Congratulations!

You've just been inducted into the ranks of cow tippers.

Though your technique is slightly different than traditional cow tipping, it still qualifies, nonetheless, as you did tip something into the lap of a cow.

And kudos to the flight attendant, too, for coming back for a second dunking.