Then there was the the blonde who was pulled over by the State Police for doing 90 MPH in a 70 MPH zone.
As police officers often do, the State Trooper approached the car and said to the woman: "Ma'am--Do you know WHY I pulled you over?"--batting her eyelashes, she replied: "Why I suppose you want to take me to the State Trooper's annual Christmas Ball".
The State Trooper looked at her sternly and replied: "Ma'am-State Troopers don't have Balls"
After a a couple seconds, he realized what he had just said, folded up his ticket book, said "Have a good day Ma'am" and walked back to his patrol car....