An old farmer in georgia had a large deep pond just right for swimming...next to it was an orchard he also owned..one night he grabbed a bucket and headed down to pick some fruit..getting closer he heard giggling and splashing and he noticed it was from some young women swimming in the nude..they noticed him and moved to the deep end..saying "we're not coming out till you leave"..the old farmer frowned and said "I aint here to see you naked ladies, while holding up his bucket..."I'm just here to feed the alligators....Moral...Old men can still think fast!!