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Offline Humabdos

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Hey Jay
« on: April 18, 2006, 05:53:17 PM »
How's that scissor wound coming along? :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
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Hey Jay
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 07:08:11 PM »

Yeah, and sewing it up yourself?  Real men use duct tape.

Funny if it's a joke.
 :twisted:
Funnier if it's true.
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 09:00:33 PM »
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How's that scissor wound coming along?    

 
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Yeah, and sewing it up yourself? Real men use duct tape.
That WAS funny! :D

LOL! 8)


 Darn , thought I got rid of that before anyone read it. :D


 It's ok, The Paramedics made me go with them. Yeah,. got Baker acted, but out in less that 24 hors. Told the Doc I fell on a beer bottle. Not drinking, btw.

 He said, 'Yeah right you [snip]. I know your wife stabbed you.". Told him I would stay forever befeore admitting such a thing. He said ok, get the fu2ck out , and btw, whats the old ladys problem?. I told him, nothin' just she's married to me, I'm a bit extreme and she's Philipino anyway, they get a bit nutty, that way. Oh yah, the Paramedics ripped out my stiches. A double4. They were impressesed, but said don't use sewing thread next time. Causes clotts??



 Yeah, you guys should havave seen me trying to sew that double. I wailed in pain, cried like a baby, and kept doing it backwards, because of the mirror. LMAO!! THAT THING HURT!!!!!

 Gave m e vmore morphine sulfate and Oxycontin. Things are Groovy now. LOL! (still hurts though)

Take Care, Jay

 Ain't dead yet, Mo Fo's and  still reasearchin'. :D

C. has been really great. She felt bad. Also I think she felt better when I said it was an apartment UNDER CONSTRUCTIoN. Seemed to make her better anyway.

 Bank account is 441 dollars ngative for repairs. We're SCREWED.

« Last Edit: April 18, 2006, 09:20:41 PM by Bataanj »
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 09:00:33 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 09:14:20 PM »
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How's that scissor wound coming along?    

 
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Yeah, and sewing it up yourself? Real men use duct tape.
That WAS funny! :D

LOL! 8)


 Darn , thought I got rid of that before anyone read it. :D


Hey Jay your lucky she didn't cut your oten off!  You should know by now not to piss off them Bataan filipina's. :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  Better watch them itlogs Dodong.  BTW did you take the Morphine before you made that up or after? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Hey Jay
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2006, 09:22:10 PM »
n/t reaseaech lol 8)


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Funnier if it's true.

 Just saw this all too damn true.
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2006, 09:26:44 PM »
OOOOOOOOHH,

not good.


 WANT TO SEE ON THE WEB CAM ON  YAHOO< YA LONG HAIRED DOPE SMOKIN" HIPPY????.. :D


 Now aint the time for [snip]in' with me., Please HUM.
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Offline Bataanj

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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2006, 09:38:43 PM »
Maybe you were just  kiding, sorry if you were.

Jay
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2006, 09:47:27 PM »
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Maybe you were just  kiding, sorry if you were.

Jay

I'm kidding bro... and yes we do want to see on the web cam :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :twisted:
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2006, 09:56:50 PM »
Jay, next time try Super Glue...

When I read that post of yours, I thought to myself..."Oh [snip]! Jay must have fallen off the wagon"

Man, you sure liven this place up Jay!  :)
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2006, 09:58:24 PM »
Hi Hum,

 Soprry man, lots more happened then I'm telling. Yesterday was WW#. Almost lost her again,


 If I puit on the cam, I'm just going to shove it up my as and give you a view you dont want.

 Take my word, my Brother. It's all true and life a'nt good in my mind now.

 C. says all is cool, but it ai'nt with me.


 If you knew the truth of thje last yea,r you wouldn't be so fast to laugh.


 Don't wrrryry, Bro (and I mean that terrm of endearment to the upmost).


 I'm commin'with a slpiiff of Kryptonight that will make YOU call tha paramedics! LMMFAO!!!


Talk to me, my friend, I could use it. Listening to Skynard and the Walther. is loded.
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Hey Jay
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2006, 10:05:05 PM »
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Jay, next time try Super Glue...

When I read that post of yours, I thought to myself..."Oh [snip]! Jay must have fallen off the wagon"

Man, you sure liven this place up Jay!

 No friend Ray, still too goddam sober since 1/24/06.
OK, MOrphine and kryptonite aside.

 Your right this place woud be a [snip]in' graveyard without me!! LOL!

take Care,
Jay
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2006, 10:46:09 PM »
not a fuching thing. LMAO!!!!!

 sorry accident...
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 12:35:25 AM by Bataanj »
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Offline Bataanj

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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2006, 11:54:46 PM »
NEW PHONE....
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 12:48:36 PM by Bataanj »
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Hey Jay
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2006, 12:42:01 AM »
Hey  Hum

, I'm great mood, just messin' around tonght, but if you dont call, i'm gonna get pissed. :D


 That goes for the rest of ya!


 Listining to Freddie Aguilar. Excellent.
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2006, 11:40:11 AM »
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Your right this place woud be a [snip]in' graveyard without me!! LOL!

 Thats sounds a bit much, in the light of day. My apologies to all, I ain't the Alpa and the Omega of this board.

 I'm just "crazier", (in a good sense), than most of you fine folks. Because I let some of, my "not so best moments" out for all to read. Most folks don't do that, and rightfuly so. Me , I don't care. I also like to let others read about my goods and bads. It's all I got to offer these days. My immigration ifo is old as the skidmark's in Matt's underwaer. LOL! :D

Jay
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« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2006, 11:10:35 PM »
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Thats sounds a bit much, in the light of day. My apologies to all, I ain't the Alpa and the Omega of this board.

Sorry to hear about all the stuff that has befallen you. Sometimes it's hard to own up to the choices we make in life.  Hope you get your [snip] together while you still got two balls swinging in that bag.  Hang in there.

P. S Would recommend sleeping in a bullet proof vest and some kevlar boxers :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
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« Last Edit: April 21, 2006, 07:30:18 AM by Humabdos »
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in
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WOW----WHAT----A RIDE!!!

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Hey Jay
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2006, 07:20:16 PM »
Hi Hum,

 Don't know why my PM ain't gettin' through need to speak with you ASAP about a simple matter. Your post.

 My number is 407-803-7358. Call me and I'll call you back on my dime . Or give me a working e-mail. A

 Take Care,

Jay
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2006, 07:56:01 PM »
Not good to put your number on the net....

Jonnie :roll:
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2006, 08:18:12 PM »
I know jon, but nobody calls me anyway. LOL!

 take Care,
jAY
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 01:16:35 AM by Bataanj »
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Hey Jay
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2006, 09:02:05 PM »
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I know jon, but nobody calls me anyway. LOL1

 take Care,
jAY


 
I just worked 12 hrs got a stack of paper work to do... need some bulad in d belly.    Humabdos@aol.com

Sorry if I was too harsh or what ever. I'm kinda a hard ass sometimes.
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Taga Bukid KA!
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in
a pretty and well preserved body, But rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming
WOW----WHAT----A RIDE!!!
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