Disturbing News for 'Age Police'

[Dave H]

She just wants a jeepney to show off to her family.

Hey Bob,

Close...but I am the one that wants the huge "NOT FOR HIRE" (private) jeepney, not her. Cummings Turbo Diesel, double tire (dually), aircon, windows, DVD with 3 screens, karaoke, lots of crome, lights, mirrors, horses, and ornaments.

Dave

[Dave H]

Hey Ray,

I think you are onto something! A lot of people have their eyes on my gold ax!  I left it locked in the vault back in the US.

Dave

[Dave H]

Hey Dave - Don't you know that because you're old, ugly, fat, bald, and handicapped, she's only after the green card and your $$ - Oops, I forgot, you guys moved back to the PI and you're retired. So much for that theory. Let me think up another one.

Hey Jeff,

Yep...my wife and her sister (also married to a Kano) are way past the green card and US citizenship phase.  Her sister and Kano husband are also living in the Philippines. Very nice ladies from a great family!

Maybe it's the way I look in my purple G-string. Ummm...but she keeps trying to throw it out! 

Dave

[Heruamen]

Dave you are always and inspiration.  My girl will be turning 30 on the 22nd of this month and she is a true gem.  This time though I talked to a bunch of ladies at one time to get to know many personalities. Mabye i chatted with about 20. But almost from day one i was pretty sure she was the one i would end up with. It got to the point where the conversation with others begins to bore me because I was so compatible with her.  I actually met her whole family in cam which is something i never expected.  Usually when I talk to women they are in a cafe but she has a pc in her room at her parents house.  I actually talked to her dad for 45 minutes and we hit it off nicely. Two ex military martial artists shooting the breeze.  I stopped chatting with every one but her and this other one who i am having trouble breaking it off with.
  She is such a sweetheart that i dont know how to break it off with her.  I tried but that look on her face when i was leading up to it made me change my mind.  I really dont know how to tell her so i keep talking to her like we are going to be together. However i know that i will end up being with Karen(my main girl)

[Dave H]

Hi Heruamen,

That is great!

I suppose it is best to be honest with the other lady. But I know what you mean about being sweet and innocent...I break hearts here every day once they find out that I am married.  On second thought they are probably heartbroken that I am not goping to spend my money on them! I would continue to show less and less interest and attention to the other one. Eventually she may take the hint or find someone who shows her more attention.

Dave

[piglett]

I would continue to show less and less interest and attention to the other one. Eventually she may take the hint or find someone who shows her more attention.
Dave

yes i think you could become very busy & have almost no time to chat with the plan B girl
but on the other hand i guess you could keep her around as a "kicker"
(don't worry guys it's a boating term that means basically back up)
not suggesting any physical violence.
you never know things could turn sour with the plan A girl


piglett