Will have a Pinay roomate in a few days

[Jonnie]

Helping out a friend that wants to move back to FL.  Not a love adventure.

Jonnie  :lol:

[Bob_S]

Will have a Pinay roomate in a few days

Tease!

Helping out a friend that wants to move back to FL.  Not a love adventure.

Sure, you say that NOW.  Wait till she gets there and starts feeling lonely at night.

[Jonnie]

its a long story.  

Actually I met her parents on my 1st trip cause she wanted me to drop presents off.

Jonnie

[Humabdos]

its a long story.  

Actually I met her parents on my 1st trip cause she wanted me to drop presents off.

Jonnie

Becarful it could be a man trap! :wink:  :lol: Better make sure you have some condoms on hand just in case :shock: Think with the big head and not the little one  :mrgreen:  :lol:
Hum

[Jonnie]

I'm back.

This is a woman I met about  7 years ago while on vacation and talked to her because I thought she was pinay. After chatting she demanded my telephone number and gave me hers.

A week later she called me and said she was going to visit me. came up to Boston and things were fine for a few days and then she told me she was married and that the basics she originally told me were, well, inaccurate.

I was frickin pissed and she did not understand why and left.  Anyway, she kept in contact with me and we talked abot the bad marriage,bla, bla, bla and I ended up visiting her a number of times and helped her get set up after her divorce in her state.  Long distance dating which did not work out, and she told me she was seeing someone else (a whole other sub story).  But she would call. And call.   I was the greatest friend and that she could not forget me.

Then she married a guy and moved to another state and kept calling every so often.  I finally told her she needed to stop calling it made me uncomfortable, and to focus on her husband, forget old boyfriends, it was not appropriate to call.

3 years go by and the marriage is done and she is hysterical and wants to move back to Florida where she was when I met her and where I am now.

She wants to stay with me and I explain that I have a very very small extra room and that I would have to move the things out of it ( a lot of stuff to) and explain the house is the size of an apt, 1000+ sq ft (from 1925) and is hardly a palace.  I say I am poor and this is what I have. and explain the neighborhood all of it.

She explains I have always been such a good freind to her and that she knows I am one of the only people for her to to trust.

One false start and I buy a non-refundable ticket to go get her and she stalls.

Then she's ready at the last minute and I get another ticket and blow off my friends this weekend, get up at  Sat 2:30 am for a early flight, get the second leg canceled and finally get there (moral I could have slept in).  I drive her car, clothes, and dog towards Florida.  She rattled on and on about old boyfriends and experiences and the now ex husband.  So I finally chime in and and ask, "Do you remember when we..."  The answer was "No...?"  And this repeated for a number of things I pulled out of my memory, basic things.  She gets freaked out.  Why am I asking her these things?  What does it matter she remembers everyone else but not me?  I explain she must not think so much of me not to remember anything,  but I am a still such a good friend, someone that she only trusts to help her, and calls repeatedly over the years?

13 hrs later we are at my house at 3 AM after nonstop and she walks into the house, goes into the empty bedroom and asks if its my room (not hers, mine)?  Then askes to see the bathroom and goes huh? Theres only one bathroom?

So she comes out and anounces that she is uncomfortable with the neightborhood we just drove through in the dark, she did not know I had just one bathroom, and this was not going to work for her and she was going to a hotel and left.  She said she would call me to pay for the 2 tickets I purchased.

WTF?

Jonnie :shock:

[Ray]

Sounds like your typical spoiled nut case...  

I think you're lucky she didn't stay. Do yourself a big favor and stay far away from this one.

[Bob_S]

Oh Jonnie, whatever are we gonna do with you.   Someone here seriously needs to hook you up with a nice girl.

I'll tell you, there are basically two kinds of suffering we experience.  First there is the fluke incident bolt out of the blue type.  We never see it coming and can do little to stop it.  Then there is the [snip] we volunteer for.  This chick has been telegraphing to you that she is a nut-job for seven years.  She survives by finding doormat guys to carpet her path in life.  You gotta ask yourself how much more you are going to volunteer for.
If you haven't read Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives already, you might want to pick up a copy before you go any further.  If after that you still crave drama and voluntary suffering from beautiful women, try St. Petersburg (Russia, not Florida).

[doombug]

Reviews from Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060929448/104-2983050-0509535?v=glance&n=283155):

Editorial Reviews

Amazon.com
Brutally reductive--but not necessarily wrong--this book chalks up men's problems to trying to save "damsels in distress," refusing to admit to a healthy dependence on others, climbing the career ladder to the detriment of your relationships, denying the duty and pleasure of child-rearing, and many others.

Customer review
The first chapter, Stupid Chivalry, explores how guys who are "too nice" to women may be denying their real needs and therefore not being real. This backfires for the "nice" guy, but results in a dupe being available to be used by a woman who wants things done for her. Women want men who are real as mates. The chapter also explores guys being nice because they may feel that their hand is so weak, that they welcome someone who has a lot of troubles so that they won't have to worry about being abandoned. They will feel needed. But unlikely is the case that they will be wanted for more than solving problems of the troubled woman.

The 6th chapter, Stupid Matrimony, explores idiotic motivations for getting married. "She's cute!" is one of them. With so many marriages ending in divorce, it is obvious that people do not always have the resources to think through what is drawing them towards marriage in a practical way. This book is an excellent eye-opener. Just because someone is wonderful to have fun with does not mean that you can overlook their flaws and get away with it. The message of this book, through the histories of her listeners is you will not get away with it. Having someone you can rely on and work with is very important. And making excuses for a woman's current behavior, if it isn't good for a relationship, won't make that behavior go away in the future.

Though, this might be a better guide for handling the bratty, spoiled biatches:

Editorial Reviews

Book Description
Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:

- How a five-dollar date can get you laid
- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
- Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
- How to trick a woman into thinking you’re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures [ :lol: ]
- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
- Why it’s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor’s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
- And much more

The Complete A**hole’s Guide isn’t like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn’t cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that’s what you’re looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you’re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN!

We’ll take you from the day you’re born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man’s life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we’ll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

If you’re not interested, that’s fine. We’re sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you’re about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!

[Bataanj]

How a five-dollar date can get you laid

 Man, I'm an expert on that. Think I can write a ridiculous ass book like the one you mention and get paid?

Just wondering,
Jay

[doombug]

 Man, I'm an expert on that. Think I can write a ridiculous ass book like the one you mention and get paid?

Just include the pitfalls.  

Recall Lorena Bobbitt:

In statements to police, she explained that she had cut off the penis because her husband was "selfish" and "wouldn't give her an orgasm."

She was charged with "malicious wounding," but was found not guilty in 1997 on the grounds that she had experienced an irresistible impulse to wound her husband, who had also physically abused her.

Therefore, she was not liable for her actions. She was, however, ordered to spend 45 days in a psychiatric hospital.

Some feminist political activists and Ecuador residents [as Lorena was born in Ecuador] were vocal supporters during the media ordeal.