general musings:
1. there are a ton of gorgeous women in bogota. With a population of almost 10 mil, why has somebody not tried the TLC model? You'd think they could recruit hundreds of women for a gringo social. More hotties, more men
2. agencies are struggling for market share due to increased competition, internet, IMBR, etc.
3. I bit into something the other day in Colombia that tasted like deer bait. Why is the food so much better in peru but the hottie index is off the charts in colombia?
4. Why does Juan Valdex blow?
5. Should expats consider peru? beaches, far lower cost of living. I saw a sign advertising new condos for $18K US
6. Price creep in colombia. Services still remain a bargain: housekeeper, hair salon, medical, etc. But real estate, restaurant and clothes higher in colombia than S. Texas. Arturo Calle a good bet for mens clothes.
7. how come a beautiful young woman can be truly attracted to a much older chubby gringo? I guess they want the maturity of an older man but i still don't get it.
8. price gouging at latin american airport on par or worse than the USA. An espresso in Lima is 3 x the price of MAI.
9. It is unconscionable that they affix the toilet paper dispenser outside the can or fail to provide a seat
10. I was doing well on Atkins before i got to Lima. How long does it take to really make a difference? My new squeeze wants less papi to love
Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC, didn't get to bed last night.
On the way the paper bag was on my knee, man I had a dreadful flight.
I'm back in the USSR You don't know how lucky you are boy.
Back in the USSR
Been away so long I hardly knew the place, gee it's good to be back home.
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case, honey disconnect the phone.
I'm back in the USSR You don't know how lucky you are boy.
Back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind,
and Moscow girls make me sing and shout, that Georgia's always on my mind.
I'm back in the USSR, you don't know how lucky you are boys,
back in the USSR
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind,
and Moscow girls make me sing and shout, that Georgia's always on my mind.
Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south.
Take me to your daddy's farm. Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out,
come and keep your comrade warm. I'm back in the USSR
You don't know how lucky you are boys. Back in the USSR
